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Joke of the Day

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."

"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."

"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"

"I wish I could Google search...Who likes me?"

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"A magician stopped me in the street. He said, ""Think of a number between 1 and 10."" I said, ""OK."" He said, ""Have you got one?"" I said, ""No, not yet. It's only 12.30."""