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"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
"So funny I forgot to laugh. Me: *tells bad joke* Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Me: So is that what Alzheimer's is like? Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!"
"OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us."
"What's the opposite of Cristopher Walken... Cristopher reeve."
"My friend told me I don't understand irony. Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time."
"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !"
"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."