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Joke of the Day
"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."
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"Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection."
"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."
"What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth? Bubblegum"
"Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings."
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
"Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73 cents so I guess good things do happen to good people."
"TIFU by being a loner Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!"
"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"
"What do you call a Canadian Spy Agency? The CIEh"