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Joke of the Day
"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"
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"Q:How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A:Kick his sister in the jaw!!"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Ronald McDonald? One of them is red and the other one is dead. LOLZ"
"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out"
"How many redditors does it take to send a letter? Three. One to post it, and two to repost it."
"If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?"
"The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering."
"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."
"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."