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Joke of the Day
"Steve Buscemi makes me regret buying a high definition tv."
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"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."
"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."
"If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now."
"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""
"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"What do you call a pirates thong? A whispering eye patch."
"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."