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Joke of the Day
"Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings."
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"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."
"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."
"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"Why did the electron go to jail? He was charged with battery!"
"Exam question: According to Germany how much is Greece worth? [1 Mark]"
"Hey doofus, the fashion police called. Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have this. ""Slim fitting houndstooth peacoat*"
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.. , but then I changed my mind."