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Joke of the Day
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
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"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"
"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."
"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."
"I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell."
"What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach"
"Hey guys, just to let you all know I'll be closing my Facebook account in three days... But in four days I'll be explaining why I didn't leave."
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."