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Joke of the Day

"What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth? Bubblegum"

"Contrary to the rest of America, Twitter runs on drunken."

"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."

"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."

"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"

"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"

"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it."