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Joke of the Day
"What separates animals from humans? The Mediterranean."
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"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."
"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"
"I hear Superman is a very overprotective parent. His kids are under constant super-vision."
"""I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure."" - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently."
"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""
"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"
"At my funeral, I want them to play ""Thriller"" and have someone that looks like me climb out of a casket, dancing. (wins at death)"