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Joke of the Day
"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."
"I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Hmm...."
"**What do you call it when an asian family has a feud** **LONG** division"
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."