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Joke of the Day
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
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"The length of your iPhone cord, plus one inch, is how far away the outlet is from the hotel bedside table."
"Have you heard the one about the midget fortune teller that robbed a McDonalds? The papers the next day read, ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."
"What's a superheroes favorite narcotic? Heroine"
"Google reports consistent level of searches for ""pornography"" in the UK following Brexit Title"
"Started my new job yesterday, and have to go back in today already. THIS IS BULLSHIT."
"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."
"Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO"