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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Pope always win at chess? He has so many Bishops!"
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"When is ""shit"" not ever ""real""?"
"I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons"
"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"
"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"
"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"
"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."
"These hospital bills are killing me! I'm starting to think buying a hospital wasn't such a good idea."
"The North Korean Military"
"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."