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Joke of the Day

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"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""

"What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."

"What do you call a terrorist from Paris? A Paririst"

"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"

"Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday..."

"One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, ""huh... that's strange."" The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too."

"Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration"

"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."