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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"
"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""
"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."
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