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Joke of the Day

"What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat."

"How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh? I'm asking for for a friend."

"If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors."

"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."

"You (drinking coffee): Drugs are bad Me (smugly injecting heroin): Actually, coffee is a drug"

"What did one lesbian cannibal say to the other lesbian cannibal? Eat me out"

"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"

"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."

"I'm not religious, but I love God."

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil."