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Joke of the Day

"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."

"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."

"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married? His Feyonce."

"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"

"If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it."

"What do you call two crows on a fence? Attempted murder."

"Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets."

"I own a gossipy parrot... which really says a lot about me."