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Joke of the Day
"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"
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"I bet the only thing scarier than a clown is the web history of someone who makes their living as one."
"Whats that over there? I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue"
"So glad guys with twirly mustaches don't tie up girls to railroad tracks anymore."
"What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? Pilots.......you racist idiot."
"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."
"[at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over."
"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."
"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"
"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."