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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married? His Feyonce."
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"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."
"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"
"Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers"
"Everyone is normal until you find their Twitter."
"I am so drunk, i'm going to regreddit tomorrow! regReddit GET IT? wow, this is as dry as california."
"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"