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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two crows on a fence? Attempted murder."
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"What did the leper say... What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"
"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."
"Why don't astronauts take anything seriously? They don't grasp the gravity of the situation..."
"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."
"What kind of meat does a priest eat? Nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken)"
"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."
"What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? You put them back in the wheelchair"
"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""