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Joke of the Day
"I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat... But I just can't quit cold turkey!"
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"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""
"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"
"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."
"Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule"
"I'm torn on what i really think about masturbation. on one hand it feels good."
"There's a bald spot in my yard so I'm gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over."
"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"