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Joke of the Day

"There's a bald spot in my yard so I'm gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"

"HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT"

"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!"

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."

"POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who's there P: weed DD: weed who P: we'd like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in"

"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."

"Did you hear about the pornstar who had a heart attack whilst filming? He had it coming."

"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."

"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."