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Joke of the Day
"I've got some good news and some bad news... You've won a free trip to Cairo!"
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."
"My favorite thing to say to old people is, ""When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either""."
"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
"I talk like a sailor in front of my kid. He's gonna swear anyway and I want him to be good at it."
"How does Australians have sex? They mate"
"They are starting to print new Euro notes... ...on grease proof paper."