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Joke of the Day
"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"
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"Why did the little boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a car"
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."
"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"
"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"
"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"
"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"
"In 2050 old men will say bae'"