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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer"

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."

"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""

"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""

"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""

"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"

"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."