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Joke of the Day
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."
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"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."
"If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay."
"I went to the local art museum, I really enjoyed it and took lots of pictures. But unfortunately I'm now banned until I bring them back."
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"
"What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it."
"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."
"(x-post from /r/lotr) How many Nazgul does it take to kill a hobbit? Ten."