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Joke of the Day

"What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!"

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"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"
"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"
"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."
"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"
"Our Xmas dinner also happens to be my New Year's resolution Bone-less turkey"
"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""
"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."
"Death is coming to take a lawyer away The lawyer is weeping, ""why now? I am only fourty!"" Death replies, ""not according to the hours you billed your clients""."
"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"