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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it."
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"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
"Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist? He wanted to become Juan with everything."
"*Jesus drinking at a bar* *jesus orders another drink* ""jesus you're too drunk I can't give you anymore"" Kan I jst haev a water? ""nice try"""
"Q: What goes: click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" etc... A: A blind guy working a Rubix cube."
"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"
"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant"
"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."
"What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."