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Joke of the Day

"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"

"Wanna hear a joke? [removed]"

"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"

"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu"

"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet... ... and others wet themselves thinking no one would notice."

"Don't talk shit about someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test? Her *algaebra*."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"

"Just went to a really emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers"

"What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? ""There their they're, it'll be okay!"""