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Joke of the Day

"I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!"""

"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."

"When the cleaning lady say's ""Have a good night"", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our ""You too"" response in harmony."

"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""

"Two ninjas walk into a bar. Or do they?"

"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."

"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"If I had a pound for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive."