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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"
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"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("
"So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black."
"I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's No one notices, I dont know why I bother. hahahabananahahaha"
"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"
"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"
"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."
"I have some great kitchen puns. They're really pantastic."
"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"
"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."