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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."
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"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."
"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"
"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"
"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."
"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."
"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"