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Joke of the Day

"Two ninjas walk into a bar. Or do they?"

"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"

"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."

"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"

"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."

"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."

"Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! #MyProblem"

"What do you get when you cross worms with elephants? Big holes in your garden"

"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."

"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."