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Joke of the Day

"When the cleaning lady say's ""Have a good night"", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our ""You too"" response in harmony."

"What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? ""Firetruck"""

"What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!"

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""

"What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop? I can't decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!"

"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."

"Oh no, a subtweet. You got me."

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof."

"I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said... ""Well that's a load off your back"""