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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food Some people don't get it"
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"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One of them was a salted."
"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."
"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"
"I can understand leaving a baby unattended-- but your phone!!"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."
"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."
"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"
"Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping."
"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"