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Joke of the Day
"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."
Next Joke
"They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5"
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
"Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like 'Stabbyrabbit' or 'Weaponrat'"
"A German boy band that plays some insane classical stuff. Bachstreet Boys"
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With animals in his heart."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !"
"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will fuck everybody in the room a bitch will fuck everybody in the room, except for you."
"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."
"""GET IT!?"" * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there?"" * ""Interrupting time traveler."" * ""Interrupting time traveler, who?"""