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Joke of the Day
"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."
"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."
"My nieces just asked me if God is real. I'm tired so I'm just going to show them ""The Exorcist."" This babysitting stuff is a breeze!"
"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"
"Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes."
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
"Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:"