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Joke of the Day

"Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes."

"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."

"I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat."

"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"

"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."

"They say I have cancer and Alzheimers... But at least I don't have cancer!"

"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"

"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."

"If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown."