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Joke of the Day

"Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:"

"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."

"Me: Table for four, please. And can we get some crayons? Her: Will there be children dining today? Me: No. The crayons are for me."

"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."

"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"

"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"

"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"

"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"

"In Need of A Psychic Reading There was a man that needed a psychic reading. He showed up on the psychic's front porch and knocked on the door. The psychic said, ""Who is it""? So he went back home."

"Movie was a real turkey! Could someone explain this joke to me it's driving me crazy! Libby: How was the movie? Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!"