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Joke of the Day

"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"

"Dad: ""A little bird told me you are doing drugs"" Son: ""You're talking to birds, and I'm the one doing drugs?"""

"I got kicked out of the army yesterday. They called it a dishonorable discharge.... ....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep."

"I'm giving up for Lent."

"What's the difference between Swine flu and Avian flu? It's what the doctor does to heal you. For one you need 'oinkment', and for the other you need 'tweatment'. **rimshot**"

"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."

"For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots."

"Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet."