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Joke of the Day
"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
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"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."
"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""
"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."
"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"