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Joke of the Day
"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
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"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus."
"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."
"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."
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"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex. She told me she had been having sex with an A-Hole for years."
"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"