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Joke of the Day

"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."

"Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight... At least act like you've been there before."

"How do furries have sex? Fur-nication!"

"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."

"Mr. and Mrs. Needle were so proud of their son when he grew up to be an upstanding citizen. While growing up, he was a little prick."

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."

"Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work."

"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"

"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."