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Joke of the Day

"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."

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"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
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"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."
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