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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you have ear sex You get hearing aids"
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"Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape."
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"STAR WARS SPOILER! Darth Vader is Luke's father"
"*Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."
"""Remember that man you met for 5 seconds when you were 2 months old? Let me catch you up on his medical history"" -my relatives"
"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"