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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to drive across France? 3 days by panzer"
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"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""
"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"
"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."
"January 1, 1990 Go change it."
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"
"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"
"Can't believe it's 2012 and still possible for me to cut myself shaving."