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Joke of the Day
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !"
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"This Halloween, I put a potato in my pants and ordered people around. I was a dictator."
"Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook ""Year In Review"" but it was bad enough the first time."
"The Farmer's New Cock A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes to Reddit and steals someone else's joke."
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""
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"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"