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Joke of the Day

"When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face."

"Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry."

"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"

"[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up? ""no"" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*"

"Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts."

"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"

"How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first."

"Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel."

"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""