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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"

"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."

"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."

"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"

"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it."

"What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on."

"I quit my job and poured years into it Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game..."

"Seriously though, why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"