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Joke of the Day
"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."
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"What does a Jewish Princess think about during sex? What color to paint the ceiling."
"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"
"What's E.T short for... Cuz he's only got little legs"
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!"
"Obama won? That's it I am moving.... ..to USA!"
"Only attractive people that get laid all the time troll people on the internet. Everybody knows that."
"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!"
"It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion. A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons."