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Joke of the Day
"What's a hippies favorite animal? An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K."
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"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."
"Marvin Gaye's Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!! Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you."
"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"
"I heard it's impossible to ban Tank tops in the US... Something about the right to bare arms..."
"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."
"Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off."
"I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria. I plan to sell the secret to Dettol."
"Lurk I started a subreddit about lurking... No one posted anything."