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Joke of the Day
"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"
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"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"
"What's r/jokes's favorite breakfast? A retoast with butter on top."
"Someone calls 911... Man : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Man : Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Man : The ugly one is winning."
"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"
"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"
"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."
"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
"People always say don't go to the grocery store when you're hungry. But I haven't eaten for a week and I'm getting really, really hungry."